Drawing A Blank

Jul 9

Don’t be surprised if Slim Jims start disappearing from convenience store shelves — lovers of the dried meat snack may start stockpiling them now that production has been halted.

ConAgra, the maker of Slim Jim, hasn’t produced any new inventory since an explosion destroyed the only plant in the country that made the beef jerky treat in early June. Three people died in the incident, which appears to have been caused by a gas leak.

From the NY Post.  One component of the Canaan combo (Slim Jim, Mountain Dew, Snickers) is down.  Perhaps I can replace them with crack.